Necessity is the mother of stupidity? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Some wise man once said "necessity is is the mother of invention" but when you see these, I am not so sure. Good to see the old "no worries mate" attitude still alive and well although something also makes me think these are all solutions thought of by men?

Got no spoon - No worries mate, I can fix that!

Seat belt broken? No worries mate, I can fix that!

TV Cabinet too small for the new TV? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Foreign appliance doesn't fit your plug? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Car stereo stopped working? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Book shelf falling down? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Can't afford a European car with built in GPS? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Friends over and not enough fridge space? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Bought a cheap foreign car on eBay, but forgot about the right hand drive? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Rain effecting the sattelite reception? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Stove broken but you want a coffee? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Wiper motor blown? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Need to feed the baby and fold the washing at the same time? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Out of nappies? No worries mate, I can fix that!

The President's Speech Movie

If you liked the King's Speech, You'll love this one:



Brilliant work by "Sir Michael Tyson"!

Legendary Sapporo Beer Commercial

The Japanese really know what is important. Beer! Check out this terrific legendary beer commercial from Japanese brewer, Sapporo.







This Sapporo Beer Commercial has sumos, giesha, coolies, emperors, priests, gods, drummers - like gone with the wind for beer lovers!

Emu Hunting in Maryland, USA? What the?

Now  I for one am proud of the Australian National Bird, the EMU. Ugly, bad tempered and it can't fly, but it is also fast, loyal and can't go backwards (so can't back down!). What better avian mascot for god's own country? Well turns out those 'Septics in the USA deep south think its ok to shoot one! Take a look at the clip, and you'll see a Good Ol' Boy from Maryland who shot an Emu (note confederate flag hanging of barn - bless him).

The clip says the American hunter shot an Emu who, as "looked like it might cause a traffic problem". Anyone who has stared an emu in the eye would know they look surprised rather than like they are going to make trouble!

What do you think? should we let Americans shoot Emus -  even if it is on their home territory?

Ronnie Corbett Blackberry Sketch

This hilarious blackberry sketch by UK comedy legend Ronnie Corbett will have you falling of the chair.

The Joys of Old Age

The Old Italian and his tomato garden

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.  He wanted to plant his annual  tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:


Dear Vincent, 
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.  I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

 
At 4 am. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


Love you,
Vinnie
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.