The Simple Things

Want a FREE Telescope? We loved this one - it's a bit short on "features" but you get what you pay for:

No Worries Mate, Part 2

Here are some more photos from the "no worries mate, she'll be right" files.

Always put safety first, but don't have safety goggles handy? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Serious about carefully stacking the beer fridge? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Want a bowl of noodles, but all the bowls are dirty? No worries mate, I can fix that!

No cup holder in the car? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Friends tease you because your car doesn't have electic windows? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Beer cans cluttering the kitchen? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Computer over heating? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Ladder not long enough? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Someone pinched your bike tyre? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Having a few mates over, but haven't got a barbie? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Left your razor handle at your girlfriend's place? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Car hasn't got airbags? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Outragous Luggage Stickers

TRAVELLERS can pretend to be cocaine smugglers, kidnappers or just plain kinky with an outrageous range of luggage stickers.

Guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from customs and airport security, the controversial stickers include the illusion of a bound and gagged female flight attendant inside you suitcase.The stickers cost $29 each.

Other designs show a stash of cocaine, bundles of American dollars and an embarrassing collection of dildos.

Designed by Canadian company The Cheeky.com, the controversial stickers come with the warning: "Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches."

The same company also does a great range in very realistic "Piggy Banks":

Ok, I know its a little bit wrong, but these are designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change. This is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.


Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy. Price $4000

Dogs in the Northern Territory

Dog Pack Attacks Croc In Northern Territory


At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the croc.





Not for the squeamish...






 

Toys for the 21st Century

Is it just me, or does the world seem to have got a crazier place since we were kids? You know, I dont want ot be one of those old farts who longs for the good old days, but take a look at these gifts, in store just in time for Christmas!

 Does this Poll Dancer Doll  come with little dollar bills to slip in her little g-string? Goes well with Pimp Ken, I guess.

Take a great, fun, free game, and sell you something to make it "better". Why didn't I think of the Pro-Thumb Wrestling Ring?

An Airport Security Check Toy Set. Accessories for your security guards including rubber gloves, and a black helicopter for "extra-judicial renditions" sold seperately.

actually, I quite like this "Toy Fish Filleting Set". Never too early to teach the littlies how to do it, so you don't have to do it yourself.