Best Billboard Placement Ever?

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I'm not sure the juxtaposition of this "where's daddy" billboard by WorkSafe and the billboard by a certain "gentleman's club" even needs a caption.

Plates of Plastic - Its Fantastic

Pop culture's now rife with unAustralian behaviour. Sam Kekovich's antidote is to create 'Chop Culture' and go viral himself with his 'chop song': "Barbie Girl".






You know it makes sense. (Starring pop starlet Melissa Tkautz, Australia's Got Talent winners Justice Crew and pop guru Richard Wilkins).

Want to know all the lyrics to Sam Kekovich's Barbie Girl? You can sign along to the Karaoke version here!


Happy Australia Day!

Something you just can't do at a brothel!

Following his official state visit to the White House, Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, finds the red light district in Washington DC and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

      They  sit  and  talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
      she  sits  on  his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs
      away!  Seeing  this,  the madam sends over a more experienced lady to
      entertain the gentleman.

      They  sit  and  talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
      she  sits  on  his  lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams,
      "No!" and walks quickly away.

      The  madam  is surprised that this handsome looking man has asked for
      something  so  outrageous  that her two girls will have nothing to do
      with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will
      do.  Lola  has  never  said  no,  and  it's not likely anything would
      surprise her.

      So  the  madam  sends her over to Sarkozy. The sit and talk, frolic a
      little,  giggle  a  bit,  drink  a  bit,  and she sits on his lap. He
      whispers  in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him
      as hard as she can and leaves.

      Madam  is  by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this
      in  all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom
      work  herself  for  a  long  time, but she's sure she has said yes to
      everything a man could possibly ask for.

      She  just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls
      so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

      So she goes over to Sarkozy and says that she's the best in the house
      and  is  available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
      drink and then she sits in his lap.

      Sarkozy leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"