Outragous Luggage Stickers

TRAVELLERS can pretend to be cocaine smugglers, kidnappers or just plain kinky with an outrageous range of luggage stickers.

Guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from customs and airport security, the controversial stickers include the illusion of a bound and gagged female flight attendant inside you suitcase.The stickers cost $29 each.

Other designs show a stash of cocaine, bundles of American dollars and an embarrassing collection of dildos.

Designed by Canadian company The Cheeky.com, the controversial stickers come with the warning: "Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches."

The same company also does a great range in very realistic "Piggy Banks":

Ok, I know its a little bit wrong, but these are designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change. This is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.


Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy. Price $4000

You only want to see these in photos

Ok, flying a plane is still an amazing experience. Some people are nervous flyers, some people are not. Those who are nervous should not see these aeroplane pictures. Those who are not, may be, once they have!