Sex Sells: Clean your balls

Nobody likes dirty balls. Lynx Shower Gel and Body Buffer can help you get your balls back into play.




Lots of laughs from this Lynx dirty balls advert. With funny Lynx ads like this they'll keep their target "lads" demographic coming back for more.

The Way of the Future - China in the C21 - time to learn mandarin

Check out this amazing video of chinese building company Broad Group building a 30 story building in in just 15 days (360 hours)!:





Clearly China is going to be THE economic powerhouse of the 21st Century. That's why I've decided to learn Mandarin - to stay engaged, I've chosen to do it with help from an inovative teaching company:

Plates of Plastic - Its Fantastic

Pop culture's now rife with unAustralian behaviour. Sam Kekovich's antidote is to create 'Chop Culture' and go viral himself with his 'chop song': "Barbie Girl".






You know it makes sense. (Starring pop starlet Melissa Tkautz, Australia's Got Talent winners Justice Crew and pop guru Richard Wilkins).

Want to know all the lyrics to Sam Kekovich's Barbie Girl? You can sign along to the Karaoke version here!


Happy Australia Day!

Sex Sells Real Estate?

Who would have thought that gold coast real estate agents would stoop to using sex to sell real estate? Who thought up "it comes with 4 bedrooms, 2 onsuites, european appliances and a lingerie model tied up in the bedroom"?

More First Aid Videos Everyone Wants to Watch

Abdomenal thrusts or the heimlich maneuver can be a life saver  but sometimes may be difficult to master. Make sure you take a look at this first aid training video.

First Aid Videos that People want to watch

Even if you have a first aid certificate, it can sometimes be useful to take a refresher. A while back, we had some french maids help us with CPR but we've just had another useful first aid video brought to our attention.





This CPR training video is guaranteed to make the work place health and safety officer the most popular person in the office. 

Outragous Luggage Stickers

TRAVELLERS can pretend to be cocaine smugglers, kidnappers or just plain kinky with an outrageous range of luggage stickers.

Guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from customs and airport security, the controversial stickers include the illusion of a bound and gagged female flight attendant inside you suitcase.The stickers cost $29 each.

Other designs show a stash of cocaine, bundles of American dollars and an embarrassing collection of dildos.

Designed by Canadian company The Cheeky.com, the controversial stickers come with the warning: "Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches."

The same company also does a great range in very realistic "Piggy Banks":

Ok, I know its a little bit wrong, but these are designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change. This is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.


Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy. Price $4000

BMW Used Car Ad - Sex Sells

Ok, we know that car manufacturers are not shy using sex to sell cars. But this one is really very clever! It's from BMW Germany's European campaign for their factory approved "used" cars:

(for those of us with poor eye sight, click on image if you want to see it larger).

How to Eat a Cheerleader

A briliant display from the mascot of the Toronto Raptors:



So many crass comments and innuendos but so little time!

Don't eat the brown mushrooms when.....

Ok, I am a HUGE fan of "Sex Sells" but this photo shoot clearly shows why photographers shouldn't eat the brown mushrooms before a photo shoot (and what exactly is she selling?)

And this is science?

Looks like some geeks have worked out a way to combine "research" with "getting chicks".  Who can fault any research which involves cute puppies and how well it can help you pick up girls?

I hope these guys from Puppy Pulling Power are getting a bucketful of government funding.

If you are interested in finding out the winning breed of dog for picking up girls, take a look at this video:




I just love the discussion on "quality vs quantity" at the end. I think they loose their scientific rigour!

Sex Sells #3 - Funny Air New Zealand Ad

Not sure if this is in the sex sells dept, or the funny commercial department. Either way this Air New Zealand documentary on the life and mating habits of the "cougar" is fall off your chair funny.

Controversial Air NZ ad.

Sex Sells #2

Second in our series of how you can use sex to sell just about anything. This time a public service message with (what else) French Maids.




I particularly like the celebration scenes!

(no nudity, but not suitable for the littlies or uptight bosses/workmates).

Sex Sells #1

First in our series on just how you can use sex to sell just about anything! Godaddy is a master of this, as they use sex AND humor!

(screen shot. To see video, click here )

This is the sort of video I just don't think is going to discourage speeding.

(no nudity, but not suitable for the littlies or uptight bosses/workmates).