Outragous Luggage Stickers

TRAVELLERS can pretend to be cocaine smugglers, kidnappers or just plain kinky with an outrageous range of luggage stickers.

Guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from customs and airport security, the controversial stickers include the illusion of a bound and gagged female flight attendant inside you suitcase.The stickers cost $29 each.

Other designs show a stash of cocaine, bundles of American dollars and an embarrassing collection of dildos.

Designed by Canadian company The Cheeky.com, the controversial stickers come with the warning: "Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches."

The same company also does a great range in very realistic "Piggy Banks":

Ok, I know its a little bit wrong, but these are designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change. This is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.


Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy. Price $4000

Toys for the 21st Century

Is it just me, or does the world seem to have got a crazier place since we were kids? You know, I dont want ot be one of those old farts who longs for the good old days, but take a look at these gifts, in store just in time for Christmas!

 Does this Poll Dancer Doll  come with little dollar bills to slip in her little g-string? Goes well with Pimp Ken, I guess.

Take a great, fun, free game, and sell you something to make it "better". Why didn't I think of the Pro-Thumb Wrestling Ring?

An Airport Security Check Toy Set. Accessories for your security guards including rubber gloves, and a black helicopter for "extra-judicial renditions" sold seperately.

actually, I quite like this "Toy Fish Filleting Set". Never too early to teach the littlies how to do it, so you don't have to do it yourself.