Outragous Luggage Stickers

TRAVELLERS can pretend to be cocaine smugglers, kidnappers or just plain kinky with an outrageous range of luggage stickers.

Guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from customs and airport security, the controversial stickers include the illusion of a bound and gagged female flight attendant inside you suitcase.The stickers cost $29 each.

Other designs show a stash of cocaine, bundles of American dollars and an embarrassing collection of dildos.

Designed by Canadian company The Cheeky.com, the controversial stickers come with the warning: "Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches."

The same company also does a great range in very realistic "Piggy Banks":

Ok, I know its a little bit wrong, but these are designed for anyone who has far too much money and loose change. This is the piggy bank of all piggy banks. Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.


Make your plush overpriced apartment complete with this little guy. Price $4000

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car
for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

World Map Redneck Style

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I love this "world map" handed in by a redneck student in the good old US of A.