Showing posts with label funny pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny pictures. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

How Not to Clean Windows - Crazy Window Cleaning Pics


Do Not Try to Clean Your Windows Like This! We saw these funny window cleaning pics and just had to share them. Don't try this at home!

Old lady cleaning Windows! Not the best idea! 


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Man on ladder cleaning windows dangerously. Don't try this at home. .
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Man cleaning high rise window in Dubai.
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Not the Way to Clean Windows.
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Definitely not the way to clean windows.
OMG these chinese students cleaning windows is dangerous!.
Rockin' old lady cleans windows from the outside.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Was the internet down?



"Wow honey, the house is so clean? Was the internet down for a while today?". This guy likes living on the edge!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Official Drop Bear Warning Poster

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Unfortunately many people simply refuse to believe that Drop Bears exist, are out there an dangerous. Even Wikipedia calls Drop Bears "a ficticious Australian Marsupial"! However, don't be fulled by dis-information from "Drop Bear Deniers". The truth is out there! For more information about the Australian Drop Bear, visit the Australian Museum website. Here is an extract from the official drop bear information published by the Australian Museum:

The Drop Bear, Thylarctos plummetus, is a large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the Koala.

Identification

Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). It is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. It lacks canines, using broad powerful premolars as biting tools instead.

Size range

120kg, 130cm long, 90 cm at the shoulder.

Distribution

Drop Bears can be found in the densely forested regions of the Great Dividing Range in South-eastern Australia. However there are also some reports of them from South-east South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges and Kangaroo Island.

Habitat

Closed canopy forest as well as open woodland on the margins of dense forest. Never encountered near roads or human habitation.

Behaviour and adaptations

Feeding and Diet

Examination of kill sites and scats suggest mainly medium to large species of mammal make a substantial proportion of the animal's diet. Often, prey such as macropods are larger than the Drop Bear itself.
Drop Bears hunt by ambushing ground dwelling animals from above, waiting up to as much as four hours to make a surprise kill. Once prey is within view, the Drop Bear will drop as much as eight metres to pounce on top of the unsuspecting victim. The initial impact often stuns the prey, allowing it to be bitten on the neck and quickly subdued.
If the prey is small enough Drop Bears will haul it back up the tree to feed without harassment from other predators.

Feeding Habit

carnivorous

Mating and reproduction

Breeding occurs during summer and usually one baby, or joey, is produced each year. After six months in the pouch, the joey is gradually weaned from milk.

Era / Period

Quaternary Period

Living with us

Danger to humans and first aid

Bush walkers have been known to be 'dropped on' by drop bears, resulting in injury including mainly lacerations and occasionally bites. Most attacks are considered accidental and there are no reports of incidents being fatal.
There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears. There is no evidence to suggest that any such repellents work.

Classification

Species:
plummetus
Genus:
Thylarctos


For those interested in examples of Drop Bear mis-information, here is the full text from Wikipedia on the Drop Bear:

A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[2] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis, or snipe hunt.
It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures.[3]

In popular culture

  • Drop bears appear in the novel The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett. In the novel, the wizard Rincewind travels through the Australia-like continent of Fourecks, and is attacked by most of the creatures while travelling through the desert. Rincewind is wearing the traditional pointed wizard's hat, which serves to protect Rincewind's head from the stunning blow of the bear, and stun the bear itself. When the first bear's attack is unsuccessful, a massive cadre of dropbears begins to fall from the trees out of sheer astonishment. When hearing about this later, the locals insist that drop bears do not really exist.
  • Escape Velocity Nova, an Australian-designed 2002 computer game from Ambrosia Software, contains attacks from alleged drop bears in Auroran Empire space. These drop bears are actually young Auroran warriors in disguise. The game also features drop bear attacks and repellents. Purchase of the repellent, which cannot subsequently be discarded, dramatically increases the rate of drop bear attacks.
  • A Bundaberg Rum ad features Australian male campers using stories about drop bears to lure attractive female backpackers into moving their tents close to them. The blonde backpackers are incredulous until the Bundy Rum bear (a large talking polar bear often featured in the company's advertising) drops out of a tree near the edge of the lake, destroying one of the girls' tents.
  • In Warren Ellis's comic Nextwave, in the July 2006 # 5 issue, weaponized drop bears are deployed from an air-based military platform.[4]
  • Australian cartoonist Ian Dalkin had a popular cartoon strip 'Derek the Drop-Bear' which ran in the Sydney Sun, a defunct Sydney afternoon newspaper.[citation needed]
  • Drop bears are one of the many enemies described in the d20 Menace Manual.
  • The Australian Museum has a purportedly serious entry on drop bears in its catalogue of Australian fauna.[5]. However elsewhere the museum acknowledges that this entry is a joke.[6]
  • Joystiq.com's Xbox 360 Fancast podcast made Drop Bears a regular theme on their weekly podcast before it was cancelled. It rapidly became a meme between the hosts and their listeners.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Best Billboard Placement Ever?

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I'm not sure the juxtaposition of this "where's daddy" billboard by WorkSafe and the billboard by a certain "gentleman's club" even needs a caption.

Friday, September 9, 2011

iPhone Text Message Auto Correct Humour

Every had your iphone autocorrect feature give a funny or unexpected result? I bet none of them were as funny as these auto-correct funnies from damnyouautocorrect.com!















Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Oktoberfest - Friendly People


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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Why Women Live Longer Than Men (from Wikipedia): Women tend to have a lower mortality rate than men at every age. In the womb, male fetuses have a higher mortality rate (babies are conceived in a ratio of about 124 males to 100 females, but the ratio of those surviving to birth is only 105 males to 100 females). Among the smallest premature babies (those under 2 pounds or 900 g) females again have a higher survival rate. At the other extreme, about 90% of individuals aged 110 are female.
The reasons for this are not entirely certain. Traditional arguments tend to favor socio-environmental factors: historically, men have generally consumed more tobacco, alcohol and drugs than females in most societies, and are more likely to die from many associated diseases such as lung cancer, tuberculosis and cirrhosis of the liver.Men are also more likely to die from injuries, whether unintentional (such as car accidents) or intentional (suicide, violence, war). Men are also more likely to die from most of the leading causes of death (some already stated above) than women. Some of these in the United States include: cancer of the respiratory system, motor vehicle accidents, suicide, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, and coronary heart disease.These far outweigh the female mortality rate from breast cancer and cervical cancer etc.

Some argue that shorter male life expectancy is merely another manifestation of the general rule, seen in all mammal species, that larger individuals tend on average to have shorter lives.This biological difference occurs because women have more resistance to infections and degenerative diseases.
Why Women Live Longer Than Men  (from the internet):










Thursday, May 5, 2011

Show me where the bullies are!

Bullies beware - weak kids have strong friends!


Monday, May 2, 2011

Just when you think you're screwed....


I'm not big on motivational photos and pictures, but sometimes, there's one that just hits the nail on the head.


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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

No Worries Mate, Part 2

Here are some more photos from the "no worries mate, she'll be right" files.

Always put safety first, but don't have safety goggles handy? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Serious about carefully stacking the beer fridge? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Want a bowl of noodles, but all the bowls are dirty? No worries mate, I can fix that!



No cup holder in the car? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Friends tease you because your car doesn't have electic windows? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Beer cans cluttering the kitchen? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Computer over heating? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Ladder not long enough? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Someone pinched your bike tyre? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Having a few mates over, but haven't got a barbie? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Left your razor handle at your girlfriend's place? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Car hasn't got airbags? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Necessity is the mother of stupidity? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Some wise man once said "necessity is is the mother of invention" but when you see these, I am not so sure. Good to see the old "no worries mate" attitude still alive and well although something also makes me think these are all solutions thought of by men?

Got no spoon - No worries mate, I can fix that!



Seat belt broken? No worries mate, I can fix that!



TV Cabinet too small for the new TV? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Foreign appliance doesn't fit your plug? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Car stereo stopped working? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Book shelf falling down? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Can't afford a European car with built in GPS? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Friends over and not enough fridge space? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Bought a cheap foreign car on eBay, but forgot about the right hand drive? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Rain effecting the sattelite reception? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Stove broken but you want a coffee? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Wiper motor blown? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Exhaust pipe dragging? No worries mate, I can fix that!




Need to feed the baby and fold the washing at the same time? No worries mate, I can fix that!


Out of nappies? No worries mate, I can fix that!