Poor dog

Poor Dog - I'd better go look for its owner :)

Homeopathy : A Primer

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In this classic Mitchell and Webb  skit Homeopathic A & E the two english comedians play doctors bemoaning the death of a patient. 

With dialogue like this, what's not to love?:

Webb: Sometimes I think a trace solution of deadly nightshade or a statistically negligible quantity of arsenic just isn’t enough.

Mitchell: That’s crazy talk, Simon. OK, so you kill the odd patient with cancer or heart disease… or bronchitis, flu, chicken pox or measles… but when someone comes in with a vague sense of unease or a touch of the nerves or even just more money than sense, you’ll be there for them. Bottle of basically just water in one hand and a huge invoice in the other. 

Sex Sells: Clean your balls

Nobody likes dirty balls. Lynx Shower Gel and Body Buffer can help you get your balls back into play.




Lots of laughs from this Lynx dirty balls advert. With funny Lynx ads like this they'll keep their target "lads" demographic coming back for more.

The Way of the Future - China in the C21 - time to learn mandarin

Check out this amazing video of chinese building company Broad Group building a 30 story building in in just 15 days (360 hours)!:





Clearly China is going to be THE economic powerhouse of the 21st Century. That's why I've decided to learn Mandarin - to stay engaged, I've chosen to do it with help from an inovative teaching company:

Coolest iPad App Ever

This is the best iPad App ever. I am going to go download it now.




How cool is an ipad app that produces free beer from your ipad?

I wonder how many.....?

I wonder how many little boys and girls are saying this prayer tonight - hopefully not mine!

International Star Wars Day

Today is the day set aside to celebrate the fantastic Spielberg movies (and bad puns!).

May the 4th be with YOU

From Wikipedia: May 4 is considered a holiday by Star Wars fans to celebrate Star Wars culture and honor the films.

May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of the popularity of a common pun spoken on this day. Since the phrase "May the Force be with you" is a famous quote often spoken in the Star Wars films, fans commonly say "May the fourth be with you"on this day. Current day Star Wars fans were not the first to introduce the line "May the fourth be with you": when Margaret Thatcher was elected Britain's first female Prime Minister on May 4, 1979, her party placed an advertisement in The London Evening News that said "May the Fourth Be with You, Maggie. Congratulations." This reading of the line has also been recorded in the UK Parliament's Hansard.

In a 2005 interview on German news TV channel N24, George Lucas was asked to say the famous sentence "May the Force be with you." The interpreter simultaneously interpreted the sentence into German as Am 4. Mai sind wir bei Ihnen ("We shall be with you on May 4"). This was captured byTV Total and aired on May 18, 2005.