How to Eat a Cheerleader

A briliant display from the mascot of the Toronto Raptors:



So many crass comments and innuendos but so little time!

Jesus was Way Cool

Apparently this is no joke (but who could know for sure) but a publisher of school books in India has accidently included a photo of Jesus with a cigarette in one hand and a beer can in the other in a handwriting book.

There has been the usual up-roar from the relevant religious spokes-people and a good deal of apologizing by the publishers.

Personally I think you have to forgive the poor guys. After all, if they are not Christians, you can hardly expect them to know a religious picture of Christ vs a satirical one. Would you know what the little mouse in the picture often drawn of Ganesh means?

Maybe just as interesting is that the picture is used to illustrate "idol"!

Getting Married When Older

Jacob (age 92) and Rebecca (age 89) are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass the local chemist's shop.

Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes Sir."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "Not much demand for them, but we stock them!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely....."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "Certainly Sir."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "How about adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "One of our best selling lines."

Jacob: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding gifts register......."

Best of Friends

Kinda makes you want to sing one of those "why cant we all live together" songs, don't it?

Dogs in the Northern Territory

Dog Pack Attacks Croc In Northern Territory


At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the croc.





Not for the squeamish...






 

Don't eat the brown mushrooms when.....

Ok, I am a HUGE fan of "Sex Sells" but this photo shoot clearly shows why photographers shouldn't eat the brown mushrooms before a photo shoot (and what exactly is she selling?)

Strange bed fellows

You know how in every couple, there is one that is always to hot and one that is always too cold?