Happy Holiday Fail

So we're all for calling it the "festive season" or "happy holidays" to recognise that not everyone is christian and the season brings other major religious festivals like Dawali (Davali) and Chanukah (Hanuka) but we probably need to do a little bit more than this Walmart store to show we are inclusive of other's beliefs and practices (or maybe they have seen how many "lapsed catholics" there are out there and have decided to also cash in on the "lapsed jews" market?):

As we all know, there isn't a single event that can't be improved with a nice lump of pork! Felice Nevadad everyone!

Clothing Store Prank

Ever wondered what was going on in the store while you are in the change room?

My Active Life

When my doctor asked me if I led an active life, I told him about my day:

''Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake.''

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, ''You must be an awesome outdoorsman!''

''No,'' I replied, ''I'm just a shit golfer.'

What Women Want - More Life in Bar Charts

What can't be explained with a well drawn pie chart? If there is some aspect of life that a chart can't explain, we haven't come across it yet. Here is another one of our favourites:

Why Women Cry Pie Chart

What women mean pie chart

What Women Want Pie Chart

What Women Hear Pie Chart

But wait, it's not just women's needs and wants  that can be explained in pie charts. Men can also be explained in a couple of simple pie charts:

What Mean Mean Pie Chart

What Mean Want Pie Chart