Best Dog Halloween Costumes 2011

We're not sure if these really are the best dog halloween costumes ever, but they sure are hilarious.



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 How can you beet a crocodile eating dog halloween costume?

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 Or maybe a dog dressed like Sarah Palin is your idea of a funny dog halloween outfit?

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Some people can't go past Jaque Dogsteau - scuba diva dog halloween costume.

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Me, I'm traditional - can't go past the yoda dog halloween costume.

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And of course, how about these collies in their MacDonald's dog halloween costumes?

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 There is no doubt that this headless horseman get up is a great halloween dog outfit.

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 And there is always room for two more superhero dog halloween costumes

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 or if you're a Harry Potter fan, how about a 3 headed dog halloween outfit?

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 This dog thought he would "elf himself" with a elf halloween outfit for dogs

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And this is my all time favourite - a knight on dog halloween outfit.

We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dog costumes from oddballdaily.com. We'll bring you more funny dog halloween customes and funny dog dress ups when we can.

Two nuns are driving in Europe

Sister Catherine and Sister Bernadette are two Irish nuns on a wirlwind  pilgrimage across Europe. While in Transalvania the two holy ladies dine at a local tavern and then continue to drive. A few minutes later, the come to a stop at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Bernadette.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the vampire about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Bernadette.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Bernadette.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts,

"Get the f--- off the windshield!"

Tired of all those facebook posts?

Tired of all those facebook posts from friends and so-called friends who just spend the whole time talking about how amazing their lives are and what fun they are having?

has this man found the secret to happiness?

A lot of people see this video and focus on the dog, but I think its the owner that is the real philosopher.

I think I could easily follow the teachings of a man who carries a gun, rides a motorbike, has such a cool mo' and swapped a beer for a dog!

A busy mum's day

Don't get me wrong, I understand that parents are busy, and juggling kids and other chores can be difficult, but take a look at these photos and see if some parents have just gone a little too far?

This is a lot cheaper than a visit to the radiologist

It's much easier if I do the shopping during afternoon sleep time

So that's why they call it "Duck Tape"

Just a sec darling, mommy has to kill some commies!

There's an article in here daddy wants to read

And mummy says daddy can't multi-task

Boy, 13, caught driving with loaded guns, dead donkey

In what is quite possibly going to be my favourite news story ever to come out of the Northern Territory, Australia (and believe me, they have lots of good ones), the NT News today (15 October) carried the following report:

A YOUNG boy has allegedly been caught driving with loaded weapons while towing a dead donkey.

NT Police catch heavily armed boy with dead donkey

NT Police may not have immediately noticed the loaded firearm allegedly sitting beside the 13-year-old boy when they pulled him over for a breath test. Or even the shotgun or the high-powered rifle with 100 rounds of ammo, both allegedly lying on the back seat.

The ute was, at the time, towing behind it in the dust a noticeably deceased donkey.The history of the wonky donkey is so far unknown. But it's believed the boy was sober at the time of his outing.

Sergeant Conan Robertson, of the Southern Traffic Operations Unit, said they were doing a rural patrol about 2pm on Thursday and pulled over a Toyota Hilux for a roadside breath test on Coniston Rd, about 160km northwest of Alice Springs.

"Police found a 13-year-old boy driving the unroadworthy vehicle with a loaded .22 bolt-action rifle in the front seat," Sgt Robertson said. "The rifle had nine rounds in the magazine and one round in the chamber.

"There was also a 20-gauge shotgun and a high-powered .243 rifle laying across the back seat with more than 100 rounds of ammunition."

He said the ute was unroadworthy with severe damage to the front end, the bonnet held with a tie-down strap and the windscreen damaged.

Sgt Robertson said the boy was the only person in the car when they pulled it over.He was allegedly driving from a nearby station towards the Stuart Highway at the time. Police took the boy back to the station and spoke to his dad. They say he knew his son was driving with the firearms.

Sgt Robertson said the man would be summonsed for offences including delivering a firearm to an unlicensed person, failing to secure a firearm and permitting an unlicensed shooter to possess a firearm.The firearms have been seized and the boy will be considered for youth diversion for traffic and firearms offences.

Sgt Robertson expressed concern. "It is very disappointing to find the child was out there armed with firearms and driving an unsafe vehicle with the full knowledge of his father," he said.

"We certainly hope that the fact the father will now face court will make others consider their actions before engaging in such reckless behaviour."

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No, this is not a prank and it's not April Fool's Day. This is a real story filed by NT Journalist Alyssa Betts for the NT News !

A few quick jokes

Hope you enjoy these "dad jokes"

1.       My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?
          Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

2.       The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.    
          Talk about Dyson with death.

3.       Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
          "Really, why?" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

4.       My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

5.       The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.  
          So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

6.       A mate of mine admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
          When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

7.       I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.  

         As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,   3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

         I thought to myself, "These guys have lost the plot!"

8.      My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.

         "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."

9.      I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I  could help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.

10.    I start a new job in Seoul next week.

         I thought it was a good Korea move.

11.   I was driving this morning when I saw an roadsite asistance van parked on the side of the road.  The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.  

        I thought to myself, "That guy's got to be heading for a breakdown."