Best Billboard Placement Ever?

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I'm not sure the juxtaposition of this "where's daddy" billboard by WorkSafe and the billboard by a certain "gentleman's club" even needs a caption.

Plates of Plastic - Its Fantastic

Pop culture's now rife with unAustralian behaviour. Sam Kekovich's antidote is to create 'Chop Culture' and go viral himself with his 'chop song': "Barbie Girl".






You know it makes sense. (Starring pop starlet Melissa Tkautz, Australia's Got Talent winners Justice Crew and pop guru Richard Wilkins).

Want to know all the lyrics to Sam Kekovich's Barbie Girl? You can sign along to the Karaoke version here!


Happy Australia Day!

Something you just can't do at a brothel!

Following his official state visit to the White House, Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, finds the red light district in Washington DC and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

      They  sit  and  talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
      she  sits  on  his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs
      away!  Seeing  this,  the madam sends over a more experienced lady to
      entertain the gentleman.

      They  sit  and  talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
      she  sits  on  his  lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams,
      "No!" and walks quickly away.

      The  madam  is surprised that this handsome looking man has asked for
      something  so  outrageous  that her two girls will have nothing to do
      with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will
      do.  Lola  has  never  said  no,  and  it's not likely anything would
      surprise her.

      So  the  madam  sends her over to Sarkozy. The sit and talk, frolic a
      little,  giggle  a  bit,  drink  a  bit,  and she sits on his lap. He
      whispers  in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him
      as hard as she can and leaves.

      Madam  is  by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this
      in  all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom
      work  herself  for  a  long  time, but she's sure she has said yes to
      everything a man could possibly ask for.

      She  just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls
      so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

      So she goes over to Sarkozy and says that she's the best in the house
      and  is  available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
      drink and then she sits in his lap.

      Sarkozy leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"

Happy Holiday Fail

So we're all for calling it the "festive season" or "happy holidays" to recognise that not everyone is christian and the season brings other major religious festivals like Dawali (Davali) and Chanukah (Hanuka) but we probably need to do a little bit more than this Walmart store to show we are inclusive of other's beliefs and practices (or maybe they have seen how many "lapsed catholics" there are out there and have decided to also cash in on the "lapsed jews" market?):

As we all know, there isn't a single event that can't be improved with a nice lump of pork! Felice Nevadad everyone!

Clothing Store Prank

Ever wondered what was going on in the store while you are in the change room?

My Active Life

When my doctor asked me if I led an active life, I told him about my day:

''Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake.''

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, ''You must be an awesome outdoorsman!''

''No,'' I replied, ''I'm just a shit golfer.'

What Women Want - More Life in Bar Charts

What can't be explained with a well drawn pie chart? If there is some aspect of life that a chart can't explain, we haven't come across it yet. Here is another one of our favourites:

Why Women Cry Pie Chart

What women mean pie chart

What Women Want Pie Chart

What Women Hear Pie Chart

But wait, it's not just women's needs and wants  that can be explained in pie charts. Men can also be explained in a couple of simple pie charts:

What Mean Mean Pie Chart

What Mean Want Pie Chart