iPhone Text Message Auto Correct Humour

Every had your iphone autocorrect feature give a funny or unexpected result? I bet none of them were as funny as these auto-correct funnies from damnyouautocorrect.com!

No Worries Mate, Part 2

Here are some more photos from the "no worries mate, she'll be right" files.

Always put safety first, but don't have safety goggles handy? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Serious about carefully stacking the beer fridge? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Want a bowl of noodles, but all the bowls are dirty? No worries mate, I can fix that!

No cup holder in the car? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Friends tease you because your car doesn't have electic windows? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Beer cans cluttering the kitchen? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Computer over heating? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Ladder not long enough? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Someone pinched your bike tyre? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Having a few mates over, but haven't got a barbie? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Left your razor handle at your girlfriend's place? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Car hasn't got airbags? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Necessity is the mother of stupidity? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Some wise man once said "necessity is is the mother of invention" but when you see these, I am not so sure. Good to see the old "no worries mate" attitude still alive and well although something also makes me think these are all solutions thought of by men?

Got no spoon - No worries mate, I can fix that!

Seat belt broken? No worries mate, I can fix that!

TV Cabinet too small for the new TV? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Foreign appliance doesn't fit your plug? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Car stereo stopped working? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Book shelf falling down? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Can't afford a European car with built in GPS? No worries mate, I can fix that!



Friends over and not enough fridge space? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Bought a cheap foreign car on eBay, but forgot about the right hand drive? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Rain effecting the sattelite reception? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Stove broken but you want a coffee? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Wiper motor blown? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Need to feed the baby and fold the washing at the same time? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Out of nappies? No worries mate, I can fix that!

Day at the beach

Took the kids to the beach. Had a great time.

 

People say we are a family of over-achievers, but they haven't met my uncles:

 

Or cousin Lucy, who never seems to know what's going on:

 

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