Saturday, October 15, 2011

Boy, 13, caught driving with loaded guns, dead donkey

In what is quite possibly going to be my favourite news story ever to come out of the Northern Territory, Australia (and believe me, they have lots of good ones), the NT News today (15 October) carried the following report:

A YOUNG boy has allegedly been caught driving with loaded weapons while towing a dead donkey.

NT Police catch heavily armed boy with dead donkey
NT Police may not have immediately noticed the loaded firearm allegedly sitting beside the 13-year-old boy when they pulled him over for a breath test. Or even the shotgun or the high-powered rifle with 100 rounds of ammo, both allegedly lying on the back seat.

The ute was, at the time, towing behind it in the dust a noticeably deceased donkey.The history of the wonky donkey is so far unknown. But it's believed the boy was sober at the time of his outing.

Sergeant Conan Robertson, of the Southern Traffic Operations Unit, said they were doing a rural patrol about 2pm on Thursday and pulled over a Toyota Hilux for a roadside breath test on Coniston Rd, about 160km northwest of Alice Springs.

"Police found a 13-year-old boy driving the unroadworthy vehicle with a loaded .22 bolt-action rifle in the front seat," Sgt Robertson said. "The rifle had nine rounds in the magazine and one round in the chamber.

"There was also a 20-gauge shotgun and a high-powered .243 rifle laying across the back seat with more than 100 rounds of ammunition."

He said the ute was unroadworthy with severe damage to the front end, the bonnet held with a tie-down strap and the windscreen damaged.

Sgt Robertson said the boy was the only person in the car when they pulled it over.He was allegedly driving from a nearby station towards the Stuart Highway at the time. Police took the boy back to the station and spoke to his dad. They say he knew his son was driving with the firearms.

Sgt Robertson said the man would be summonsed for offences including delivering a firearm to an unlicensed person, failing to secure a firearm and permitting an unlicensed shooter to possess a firearm.The firearms have been seized and the boy will be considered for youth diversion for traffic and firearms offences.

Sgt Robertson expressed concern. "It is very disappointing to find the child was out there armed with firearms and driving an unsafe vehicle with the full knowledge of his father," he said.

"We certainly hope that the fact the father will now face court will make others consider their actions before engaging in such reckless behaviour."

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No, this is not a prank and it's not April Fool's Day. This is a real story filed by NT Journalist Alyssa Betts for the NT News !

Saturday, October 8, 2011

A few quick jokes

Hope you enjoy these "dad jokes"

1.       My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?
          Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

2.       The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.    
          Talk about Dyson with death.

3.       Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
          "Really, why?" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

4.       My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

5.       The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.  
          So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

6.       A mate of mine admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
          When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

7.       I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.  

         As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,   3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

         I thought to myself, "These guys have lost the plot!"

8.      My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.

         "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."

9.      I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I  could help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.

10.    I start a new job in Seoul next week.

         I thought it was a good Korea move.

11.   I was driving this morning when I saw an roadsite asistance van parked on the side of the road.  The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.  

        I thought to myself, "That guy's got to be heading for a breakdown."

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Secret to a long happy marriage



Want to know the secret to a long happy marriage? I think this says it all!

Monday, September 19, 2011

What the? Found Kitten Poster

This is a snap of an actual "found kitten" poster I saw at my corner store today!


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I found the narrative all humerous, but have circled the one that  really got me laughing!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Dogs Who Surf

Who doesn't love a dog on surfboard photo? Here is one of our favourites:



Friday, September 9, 2011

iPhone Text Message Auto Correct Humour

Every had your iphone autocorrect feature give a funny or unexpected result? I bet none of them were as funny as these auto-correct funnies from damnyouautocorrect.com!















Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Simple Things

Want a FREE Telescope? We loved this one - it's a bit short on "features" but you get what you pay for: