Gasthof zum Lowen

A group of 40 year old mates meet and discuss where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen
restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice frontage views.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

Macquarie Bank Employee Gets Caught Out

How embarrassed would you be if this happened to you? Look closely at the computer monitor in the background. (3 rows back - being watched by the employee with his back to the Camera) at about the 1 min mark.

You can run....

Yep, you can run, maybe you can even hide, but you can't climb!

New Element Discovered - Gv

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.



These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny
amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less
than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Day at the beach

Took the kids to the beach. Had a great time.

 

People say we are a family of over-achievers, but they haven't met my uncles:

 

Or cousin Lucy, who never seems to know what's going on:

 

Man vs Fish vs Shark vs Croc

The breed fishermen tough in Darwin (Australia).



Take a look at this Man vs Fish vs Shark vs Croc vs Shark vs Man Video!

Big Cats and Tourists

Not sure if this photo caption deserves the 'best ever" title, but must certainly be in the top 10. (If you can't read the funny caption, click on the photo for a larger version).

Just exactly what would you do if a lion came sniffing around while you were trying to crap?